BALLS IN THE AIR

Niall Duggan, Mary Foley and Eric Moore did a great job promoting our club at the UCC Staff Sports and Social Club Open Night. Due to their efforts in attracting new members we hope to expand again next season.

DECLAN JORDAN - CUP OF CHAMPIONS WINNER 2008

Declan Jordan, of the Economics Department, poses with the Cup of Champions trophy after his stunning final success against Alan Sheehan. Thanks to a Cesc Fabregas assist, Declan won by 77-75.

MARK STEELE

Mark Steele won the recent quiz competition based on a question about Irish European Cup winners. Mark's super prize was a Bayern Munich goody bag containing a mug, pen, key-ring and toothbrush!

10 COMMENTS ON LIVERPOOL v CHELSEA

1. It was a very poor game which was predictable given the style of football played by both teams and the negative attitudes of both managers.
2. Liverpool shaded it and probably deserved to win by a goal. I don't buy the opinion expressed by Gerrard that Liverpool's performance was worthy of a 3-0 victory.
3. Gerrard needs to step up to the plate as he went missing (again) for most of the game.
4. Drogba demonstrated (again) what a knob he is. For a huge man it is embarrassing to see him go to ground so easily.
5. Torres may be a world class player but this does not mean that he is a world class finisher. At this level, in the big games, you have to stick those one-on-one chances.
6. John Terry's performance was typically cynical.
7. Joe Cole's form has dipped alarmingly in the last couple of weeks.
8. Riise was due a goal and took it well.
9. Petr Cech, perhaps understandably, is not as bravely commanding as he once was.
10. Benitez's post-match moan was unwarranted and Liverpool only have themselves to blame for the end result.

F365 OPINION PIECE ON ROONEY, THE BBC AND MATCH OF THE DAY

What is worse - the player who dives or the pundits who refuse to acknowledge the subterfuge, let alone condone it? As some F365ers complained during the week, there was remarkably little media condemnation of Steven Gerrard's antics against Blackburn, and the response of MOTD this weekend to Wayne Rooney's behaviour against the same opponents was even more craven. Even when acknowledging that there was 'a delay' in his 'fall' after a challenge by Steven Reid, neither Lawrenson nor Shearer were prepared to admit that the Manchester United striker had taken a dive. Far better to bury their heads in the sand throwing out meaningless platitudes than acknowledge any English wrongdoing. There has always been an ugly inconsistency in the media's outlook to such incidents. As this column noted in December in a segment on Aston Villa winger Ashley Young after he was booked for diving, 'Despite highlighting the youngster's performance, Match of the Day neglected to feature Young's cheating, let alone pass commentary on it. It was another depressing reminder of the programme's shallowness and the type of reverse xenophobia that has enabled Joe Cole to become an embarrassment to the nation. Had a Ronaldo or a Pires committed such a piece of shameless subterfuge then the debate about immigration would probably have been re-opened.' Perhaps the myopia is a consequence of the Beeb's policy of appointing former players and the 'jobs for the boys' pact that underpins the insidious relationship. Or perhaps it stems from a reluctance on the corporation's behalf to make powerful enemies - broadcasters need clubs' co-operation as much as clubs need their matches to be broadcast and yet boycotts only work one way. Whatever the reason, television companies are as guilty for the spread of cheating in the English game as the perceived prime suspect, those bloody foreigners. Rooney thus escaped with censure, and the comment, following his hack at Christopher Samba, of how "he took on someone bigger than him" sounded approving. Never mind that he had lost control of his emotions, it's an Englishman fighting back so that makes it alright then. Worse was to follow. That Rooney spent most of the second half subjecting both a linesman and referee Robert Styles to his full range of invective was neither approved of nor disapproved. It was simply omitted from the MOTD coverage altogether. The crusade for greater respect to be shown towards officialdom lasted just as long as it took to replace an Argentine with an Englishman in the firing line.

MARK MULCAHY

Mark Mulcahy (Accounting & Finance) won the 'Six League Prediction Competition' -

his super prize was The Damned Utd by David Peace.

KEVIN HARRINGTON

Kevin Harrington (Registrar's Office) won the 'Kanu Competition'

and received a much-coveted Cork City FC scarf.